Quoth Ben:
Hello all. This is Ben, the GM from Memphis Minnie's. While Bob and I ejoy a good time as the next person, we are extremely disapointed in the Freshman assholes who thought that destroying a local merchant's vehicle was prudent conduct in the revelry that followed the amazing Giants win. For that reason I am offering a reward for any infomation that leads me to these little punks. I will not press charges or hurt them but I will insist that they pay my deductible for the insurance claim. And all this after Memphis Minnie's gave the neighborhood free food for a day last Tuesday. Thanks for showing your appreciation.While we spotted a rotating cast of characters mounting and dismounting the van, which would probably make it a challenge to hold any one individual liable, we certainly feel for the good folks at Minnie's. If you have any info for 'em, send it on over to [email protected]. (And feel free to split that reward with us -- especially if it happens to come in pulled-pork form.)