Okay, so Bay to Breakers is Sunday, which means the entire neighborhood is going to be tanking up for the leading 12 hours and detoxing for the following 24. But if the thought of spending the weekend blitzed makes you feel like this guy, there's some other stuff happening, too.

SALE AT SFO SNOWBOARDING SFO is having a clearance sale on boards, gear and other treats, with up to 50% off. NEWS: BIKE CRACKDOWN Watch out, bikers. The HuffPo reported this week that the SFPD are getting super serious about enforcing bike traffic violations. MORRISSEY BIRTHDAY PARTY Milk Bar, Saturday at 9. $5 cover. So there's that. But really, just go have a great time. We'll see you out there.