Weird Job Alert: Sock Model Wanted

It's the last Friday of 2012, and things are awfully quiet around here. Seems like as good a time as any for a stupid story like this.

Over on Craigslist, of course, a bizarre Hayes Valley job listing caught our eye:

"Looking to hire a good looking guy to model his nicely socked feet for me. I will pay $50/hour and require the socks to be ripe and sweaty. Guys need to be at least 5'9", in-shape, masculine and likes to get their socks/feet worshipped. White or Latino preferred. Doesn't have to be sexual, but need to be okay with another dude smelling your socks. Price can be negotiable if you've got other ideas/suggestions. Send a face pic, stats and a socked foot pic to be considered."

Who said Hayes Valley wasn't a little bit kinky?