What Would You Trade With the Lower Haight?

We're still stinging from our 2nd place finish to the Lower Haight in this year's Curbed Cup, but the victors have contacted us with something of a peace offering.

Our sibling blog Haighteration has posted an intriguing exercise this morning, asking its readers what they would like to trade with Hayes Valley. Suggestions included giving us The Wiggle in exchange for Blue Bottle, and trading Molotov's for Marlena's. Both of which: no. But we wouldn't mind a north-south Muni line, like the 22. Personally we'd be happy to give them our easy freeway access in exchange.

What do you think, readers? Anything about the Lower Haight that you'd want down here in our neighborhood? And what would you give up for it?