For A Good Time Call

Someone, presumably a recent graduate from the San Francisco School of Copywriting, plastered the Haight with these yesterday.

What sort of video? We can't be sure. Maybe an infomercial, or a music video for some amazing new nintendocore-dubstep group. Or maybe a plucky young screenwriting major needs a star for their thesis film about finding love when you least expect it - it'll change the way you feel about waiting at the DMV! Or... or maybe there isn't even a video. Maybe someone just wants video models, you know, to kill them and wear their skin like a Strictly Platonic ad on Craig's List. Look, the point is, this seems totally legit and we think you should call them. (Uppercasing is not responsible if they kill you and wear your skin.)

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For a good time call