Do you need some assistance with cheese and/or romance? On this lazy Saturday, we're resurrecting an old feature here on Haighteration -- the weirdest ad we've found posted by folks in the Lower Haight this week.

Today's ad, found on Craigslist, is entitled Cheese Expert.

"If you need a young man with an amazing knowledge of cheese, I am your guy. I can help you with selection, handling, romance, where to buy what etc. I have several years experience working with cheese as a distributor, retailer and broker"

Romance? Hey, you can't blame the guy for trying to use his skills to pay the bills. Regardless, this ad strikes us as a little unusual. Maybe not as unusual as the stink mystery or the tongue video, but still... Stay weird, Lower Haight.