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The Best And Funniest Signs From This Weekend's Protests In SF

It was a weekend of protest in San Francisco, with thousands turning out for marches on Friday and an estimated 100,000-person crowd at Saturday afternoon's Women's March—despite pouring rain.

While the issues at hand are no laughing matter, a sense of humor never hurts, and in keeping with San Francisco's creative spirit, there were plenty of clever homemade signs and costumes to take in while taking to the streets. Here are a few of the best that we spotted. 

"Trump's like the trunk of my car: full of shit."
"Hell Toupée" and "Hexes on Sexists."
"I am not ovary-acting."
"If by 'Muslim registry' you mean you're buying me a gift from Macy's, sign me up!"
"Tangerine tyrant." | Photo: Rose Garrett/Hoodline
"Heil no!"
Vagina dentata. | Photo: Beth Thomas/Hoodline
"I didn't leave Russia to be ruled by Putin again."
"My neck, my back, my pussy will grab back" and "Rich dicks have no business setting pussy policy."

Don't fuck with grandma 👵🙅 #womensmarchSF #womensmarch #whoruntheworld #sfwomensmarch

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Golden showers. | Photo: Beth Thomas/Hoodline
"I've seen smarter cabinets at Ikea."
"Think outside my box!"
"Caution: Women working to end misogyny, homophobia, and xenophobia."
"If you can touch my pussy for free, why can't my doctor?"
The Dude abides: "You're out of your element, Donny." | Photo: Bryce Bishari/Hoodline
Photo: Beth Thomas/Hoodline

See any signs that made you laugh out loud? Text a photo to us at (415) 200-3233, or share them in the comments. 

Update, 8:28am: Here are a few more favorite signs sent in by Hoodline readers:

Photo: Laura F.
Photo: Asha M.
Photo: Daniel L.

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