Spotted: 'Noe Valley Millennial Services' Touts 'Authentic Self' Coaching, Coloring Book Classes

Are you a Noe Valley millennial in need of assistance with...everything? Then "Noe Valley Millennial Services" might be for you. Tipster Musa T., who snapped the above photo, says it's located on a vacant commercial space at 24th and Vicksburg streets. (It appears to be the former home of stained glass shop Cradle of the Sun, which is now located in Ingleside.

The sign indicates that the incoming "business" will offer a number of services, from banking ("Real Estate and Mortgage Banking Center Just For Techies") to therapy ("Start Up Mentoring"; "'Authentic Self' Coaching") to arts and crafts ("Coloring Book Classes," "Beer Crafting"). Other offerings are more nebulous, most notably "Learn How to Seem Interested in Someone Else's Needs."

The sign has led to a healthy debate on Reddit, though no one has come forward to take credit for it. Know who's behind it (or see any response signs around the 'hood?) Send us a tip. 

Thanks to tipster Roy M. 

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Spotted noe valley millennial services touts authentic self coaching coloring book classes