If you've ever dreamt of walking on water, here's your chance to do the next best thing without even leaving Scott County. Shed the comfort of terra firma for a spell and tune into the rhythms of Cedar Lake Farm Regional Park's waterways on a stand-up paddleboard (SUP). The park is offering lessons on Friday, July 12, from 9 to 11 AM, and it's a primo opportunity for beginners and burgeoning experts alike to up their SUP game.

The Outdoor Recreation School is helming this aqua adventure, and they're not kidding around. The instructors plan to guide you through the A to Z of SUP, and that means tackling everything from the banal basics of gear to the nitty-gritty of navigating choppy H2O. Worried about wobbling or even wiping out? They'll have you covered with tips on regaining your balance and your board like a pro. The lakeside class is open to anyone 14 years and up, but you need to snag your spot by July 10 by calling 763-559-6700, so don't dally.

For those mulling over the expense, here’s the deal. The session costs $35, but let’s face it, that's barely a ding to your wallet for two hours of quality education and possibly igniting a new passion. Plus, if you can muster a merry band of four or more, you can slice 20 percent off the entire group's cost. Just imagine the Instagram cred you'll earn when you're seen deftly slicing through the lake’s surface or, practicing your Zen in a serene SUP yoga pose.

Timing is everything, though, and Cedar Lake won't be hosting these sessions every day. This peek into paddleboarding comes just once like a comet crossing the night sky, so if you blink, you might miss it. According to the official announcement on the Scott County website, "Experience getting off and on your board in the water with confidence" is part of the pitch, and let's be real, confidence is key whether you're on land or lake.

So, whether you're hoping to conquer a new skill or simply yearn to switch up your fitness routine with a splash, the folks at Cedar Lake Farm Regional Park have the paddleboard, the program, and the prowess to set you up for success. Reserve your slice of the great blue yonder before the waves of hesitation carry you away from what could be the summer's most exhilarating exploit.