Stare Into Sam Altman's Eyeball Orb or Get Ghosted on Tinder
Sam Altman threw a party in San Francisco's Dogpatch on Friday to announce that staring into his startup's glossy white Orb can now prove you're human on Tinder. It's a big swing for a company that's simultaneously the most ambitious identity project on the internet — and one of the most banned.
Baby Sea Lion Found Napping Against a Utility Pole in the Outer Sunset, Now Has a Name
Park rangers on a predawn patrol weren't expecting to find a sea lion napping against a utility pole in the Outer Sunset — but here we are. Irving, as the pup has since been named, is now at The Marine Mammal Center in Sausalito awaiting a full veterinary workup.












