Stare Into Sam Altman's Eyeball Orb or Get Ghosted on Tinder
Sam Altman threw a party in San Francisco's Dogpatch on Friday to announce that staring into his startup's glossy white Orb can now prove you're human on Tinder. It's a big swing for a company that's simultaneously the most ambitious identity project on the internet — and one of the most banned.
Baltimore Schools Pour Millions Into UB Building Headed For Demolition
Baltimore City Schools will spend roughly $11 million to retrofit the University of Baltimore’s Academic Center for a three‑year lease, even though UB plans to replace the building. The arrangement has drawn criticism from council members and school advocates.
Roaches, Sewage And Fear At Crestwood Village Rattle East Columbus Tenants
Residents at Crestwood Village report roaches, sewage and water damage, the City Attorney has sued and code enforcement is investigating. Tenants say repairs are slow and sometimes happen only after units are vacated.
DC Janitors Clean Up $279K After Franchise Pay Scheme Exposed
D.C. Attorney General Brian Schwalb secured a $279,000 settlement with Jan‑Pro, returning restitution to dozens of janitors and forcing changes to franchise practices. The deal includes payments to workers and penalties for the District.












