Are you a lady? Are you attractive? Can you touch your tongue below your chin? If so, we've got a gig for ya.

If your weekend transit plans involve the N, the J, the 22, or the Wiggle, you should probably steer clear of the area around Church and Duboce.

An unhinged cabbie, a doggie death, an extremely purple makeover, and mobile Swedish boots are just some of the topics in this week's leftovers!

It's part 3 in our series of old-timey Lower Haight photos! Check out a torn-up Haight Street, and a post-earthquake Duboce Ave teeming with riflemen!

Peter Malone, Mad Dog in the Fog's quizmaster, shares 16 years' worth of secrets to trivia night success.

An Oakland scientist claims that San Francisco's first settlement wasn't in the Mission, as is widely accepted, but instead at Duboce and Sanchez!

In honor of today's holiday, we have an especially presidential quiz for all you Twitter and Facebook users out there.

Need cash? We canvassed the neighborhood in search of the lowest and highest ATM fees in town, with some surprising results!

In case you missed it, here's a photo-filled recap of Haighteration in 3D, the pop-up shop event we hosted Wednesday night at 248 Fillmore.

We can finally reveal details about Greenburger's, the neighborhood's newest restaurant, opening soon at 518 Haight Street!

Brace yourselves, mural fans. Some time in the last day or two, some major league a-hole went and tagged the Haight side of the Lower Haight mural.

Tonight's the night you've almost definitely been waiting for -- it's Haighteration in 3D, the pop-up experience! We've got all the details!

Whether you've got a valentine or not, head on over to Noc Noc tonight to indulge in Speakeasy brews, Rogue Creamery cheeses, and TCHO chocolates.