Mark your calendars, festive runners and holiday enthusiasts! The annual U.G.L.Y. Sweater Dash is making its grand return for its 10th year this December. If you've got a penchant for tacky knitwear and a spirit for some seasonal exercise, this is right up your alley—or should we say, right through your park. The event will take to the trails of Louisiana Oaks Park, with a track looping amidst the lighted trees of Oak Hill Park, offering a 5K that's a more jolly jaunt than a hardcore race.
Scheduled for Sunday, Dec. 8, participants are encouraged to don their most outrageous holiday sweaters—whether that's a relic from the depths of grandma's closet or a crafty new creation. And the fun doesn't stop at the finish line. Participants can then head to Park Tavern to warm their bones and show off their festive gear alongside their race medals. For those intent on securing their spot, registration is already open, boasting a goodie bag to sweeten the deal. According to a bulletin from the City of St. Louis Park, pre-race pickup will occur on Friday, Dec. 6, with more details to be dispatched to those who've signed up.
Let's talk turkey—or perhaps tofurkey, for the plant-inclined among us—when it comes to fees. An early bird fee is available for those who get their jingle on before Oct. 13, setting you back $40. If procrastination is more your speed, registration from Oct. 14 through Dec. 7 will cost you $45. And for the spontaneous souls, race day registration kicks off at 4 p.m. for $50. For more details or to register, runners can visit the official event website at this link.
Now, in its decade-long streak, the U.G.L.Y. Sweater Dash has become a beloved community tradition to many—a chance to flaunt some serious or seriously questionable knitwear, depending on your aesthetic judgment. But let's not forget the all-ages welcome sign; it's a family affair, so bring your kids, your parents, or that weird cousin who's really into crafting. Whether you're there to sprint or just to make merry, remember, it's not just about winning, it's about winning in style—and warmth. Race begins promptly at 5:30 p.m., and remember, the more ludicrous the sweater, the better the story.
