To preempt potential holiday season thefts, the Red Oak Police Department has taken to social media with a touch of creativity, warning residents of the "Wicked Witch." This character embodies the threat of porch piracy, a growing concern during this time of the year. While the message might be playful, the strategies shared by the department are practical measures aimed at safeguarding the community’s holiday parcels.

The recent social media post from the Red Oak Police Department, suggests residents make couriers sign for deliveries, redirecting packages to a P.O. Box, installing motion lights, setting up a camera, and giving precise shipping instructions. The department explained these steps with a light-hearted touch, using references to the classic tale of the Wicked Witch while underscoring the importance of protecting one’s possessions during the holiday frenzy.

Among the various tips, the demand for signatures is intended to act as a deterrent, blocking thieves who can't mimic the homeowner's John Hancock. Furthermore, the advice extends to leveraging technology such as motion-sensor lighting, which serves as a modern-day scarecrow, and home surveillance systems that would record any mischievous activity, much like "Glinda catching Elphaba’s every move." These methods provide not just practical solutions to a real problem, but also peace of mind for residents fearing the loss of valuable items meant for friends and family.