Satirical Twist of Fate: The Onion Triumphs in Infowars Auction Amidst Judicial Review and Sandy Hook Family Support
The Onion won the bid for Infowars at a bankruptcy auction, but the sale is temporarily halted due to judicial concerns about the process. The Onion plans to revamp Infowars into a parody site.
Houston Residents Urged to Help Locate Missing Elderly Man with Dementia
An 82-year-old man with dementia, Freddie Myers, is missing in Houston. He was last seen wearing blue shorts and a hoodie. A Silver Alert has been issued, and the public is urged to contact Houston Police with any information.
Texas Governor Abbott Threatens Funding Cut for Texas Children’s Hospital Over Citizenship Question Noncompliance
Texas Governor Greg Abbott threatened to defund Texas Children’s Hospital after a viral TikTok by Dr. Tony Pastor advised patients they could skip a citizenship question on intake forms.
Pearland Community Shaken as Man Arrested After 3-Hour SWAT Standoff Following Exchange of Gunfire
A man initiated a standoff with police in Pearland, firing at officers from inside an apartment. The incident lasted three hours, ending with the man's peaceful surrender. No officers were injured thanks to their equipment.
Houston's Week Ahead: Rising Rain Chances and Warmer Nights; Chicago Holds Fast to Winter Chill
Houston is set for a wet week while Chicago remains cold, with rain and thunderstorms increasing in Houston from Tuesday to Saturday, and Chicago expecting cold temperatures and potential snow flurries.












