It's Over: The Least Terrible Spots For An Atlanta Breakup

It's Over: The Least Terrible Spots For An Atlanta BreakupPhoto: Yuliana H./Yelp
Allie Pape
Published on June 23, 2017

All good things must come to an end—as well as some not-so-good ones. If you're ready to bring your relationship to a close (and would rather do it in public to avoid any unwanted drama), we've got your back. Here are five spots in Atlanta that are quiet and (relatively) private, allowing some space for tough conversations. 

Lullwater Park
Emory Village

Despite its location on the Emory campus, this 154-acre nature preserve isn't much of a destination for students, which means outside visitors often have the run of the place (yes, it's open to the public). Have a heart-to-heart as you stroll along the paths and suspension bridges, then do some reflecting while watching the lovely waterfalls. 

Dr. Bombay's Underwater Tea Party
Candler Park

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Tea and sympathy is a very real thing, and at this quirky parlor, you can treat your soon-to-be-ex to some of both (and maybe a freshly baked scone as well). The wildly decorated tearoom has closely spaced tables, so if you want some privacy, head to the more spacious patio to break things off. 

Swan Woods Trail
Buckhead

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Many visitors to the Atlanta History Center don't know about this quiet, tree-filled 10-acre trail on the premises, which passes through what were once cotton fields. You can break the bad news in the Garden For Peace, which features a life-sized sculpture of a tree surrounded by human figures holding hands. Consider it a symbol that you can still be friends after the initial pain has passed. 

Landmark Diner
Buckhead

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The staff at this 24-hour diner has seen it all, so if your newly minted ex is the type for loud confrontations, they won't even blink. After you've hashed things out over some late-night bacon and eggs, you can head to the Punchline comedy club (which shares space with the diner) to laugh your cares away. 

Octopus Bar
East Atlanta Village

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This dimly lit and cozy pop-up restaurant on the patio within SoBa doesn't open until 10:30pm, which means it never gets too loud or crowded on a weekday night. That'll give you enough space for a long conversation and a few rounds of Sazeracs, not to mention some late-night sustenance if drowning your sorrows goes a little too far.