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Random News From Our Readers

Published on July 28, 2013
Random News From Our Readers
For your Sunday edutainment, here are a few items sent in to us this week by Hayeswire readers.

Reader Jeff C. spotted the above flyer at the corner of Franklin and Lily Streets this week, offering a $10,000 reward for a lost black hat.
"TEN FUCKING GRAND for a hat?!!! Obviously, this smells like bullshit, but I didn't call the number to confirm. Still, Lily street is right below Oak, which is close to the Opera and Symphony (rich people strongholds), so maybe it's legit?"
Maybe. But probably not. Meanwhile, Connor writes in to report a recent bag-snatching at Two Sisters.
"Someone snatched my bag off the floor at Two Sisters last night, right under my nose. Let people know to keep their stuff with them and visible, I was definitely not prepared for opportunistic theft."
And finally, Hayeswire regular Vilageelder spotted singer John Mayer in the neighborhood on Thursday. He says Mayer got out of a black Chevy Yukon around 3pm and headed down the 500 block looking for Marlena's.
"[I] asked him for an autograph for my wife who still likes to play 'Your Body is a Wonderland' when we make love ... even tho she knows my body is a toxic wasteland."
As always, if you have any tips or suggestions for us here at Hayeswire, send them to tips [at] hayeswire {{dot}} com. Happy Sunday!