"For me, it'll go down as the biggest Upper Haight mystery of 2016."

PG&E received more than 50 calls from concerned citizens worried about the late-night stink.

The stairs are actually open to use—but neighbors and the city are at odds over who should care for them.

Despite their extensive Christmas Eve travels, these ladies are accepting visitors today from 11am to 5pm.

The sign at the intersection of Henry and Noe streets has gotten a little upgrade for the holiday season, with an additional letter in red changing "Noe" to the more festive "Noel."

The cone has been in place for some time, indicating that it's not just the work of a random vandal with a great throwing arm. So we reached out to the SFMTA for some enlightenment.

Mario powered up for a two-story-high adventure above Love Haight Computers last night.

An electronic road sign on Fell Street has been hacked to read "Heil Trump!!"

The owner of the missing bearded dragon feared that he may have been snatched by a bird of prey, but it turns out that Sticky was merely making himself scarce.

Not everybody got the joke, and the owner has since swapped in a rainbow peace flag.

"I am a single mother and have worked very hard in my life and now I am a homeowner. I bet you rent, don't you?"

A neighbor was concerned about finding coconuts marked with swastikas on the beach, but they are likely a Hindu religious offering.

The hacking of electronic road signs to read "Yogabut" continues around the city, with a "Hella Yogabut Ahead" sign making an appearance at 19th Avenue & Lincoln in the Sunset yesterday.