The retired basketball player was signing autographs in support of a tech-infused vodka he's promoting.

The fake business' sign also promises tips on "how to get wealthy while appearing to be a good person."

Shortly after 10pm last night, neighbors in the Upper Haight began reporting news of a loud explosion that rattled the area.

"The big, naked Trump statue came and went but there's another Trump statue that is getting 'short shrift.'"

Gardener Brian Poppyseed was forced to relocate his creative garden, but he isn't giving up his battle to green the neighborhood.

A local resident has taken it upon himself to cheer up an overgrown plot of dirt on the southwest end of the DMV parking lot.

Alert the Tanners: camera-wielding trespassers have penetrated the perimeter of the temporarily-closed Alamo Square Park.

Pause for uncynical warm fuzzies, if you dare, courtesy of this anonymous street sign near Corona Heights.

If you've passed Haight & Cole this morning, you might have noticed a pile of month-old bloodhound-shepherd puppies hanging out under a purple afghan.

The owner describes what his hidden Tenderloin gem is all about.

Have you noticed "brown-ly tinged" water coming out of your taps?

Did you happen to catch a glimpse of this epic swing setup in the Panhandle yesterday?

A tipster asked us to check out a 10-foot poinsettia plant; what we found was an endearing story about an elderly neighbor.