An electronic road sign on Fell Street has been hacked to read "Heil Trump!!"

The owner of the missing bearded dragon feared that he may have been snatched by a bird of prey, but it turns out that Sticky was merely making himself scarce.

Not everybody got the joke, and the owner has since swapped in a rainbow peace flag.

"I am a single mother and have worked very hard in my life and now I am a homeowner. I bet you rent, don't you?"

A neighbor was concerned about finding coconuts marked with swastikas on the beach, but they are likely a Hindu religious offering.

The hacking of electronic road signs to read "Yogabut" continues around the city, with a "Hella Yogabut Ahead" sign making an appearance at 19th Avenue & Lincoln in the Sunset yesterday.

The retired basketball player was signing autographs in support of a tech-infused vodka he's promoting.

The fake business' sign also promises tips on "how to get wealthy while appearing to be a good person."

Shortly after 10pm last night, neighbors in the Upper Haight began reporting news of a loud explosion that rattled the area.

"The big, naked Trump statue came and went but there's another Trump statue that is getting 'short shrift.'"

Gardener Brian Poppyseed was forced to relocate his creative garden, but he isn't giving up his battle to green the neighborhood.

A local resident has taken it upon himself to cheer up an overgrown plot of dirt on the southwest end of the DMV parking lot.

Alert the Tanners: camera-wielding trespassers have penetrated the perimeter of the temporarily-closed Alamo Square Park.